When I catch my pencil from falling
toastradamus: I don’t believe in God I only believe in the heart of the cards
i feel the need to be in a weight loss commercial and be like i lost two pounds then make a ridonkulous face.
When you hear your favorite song at a party
Just that boost of happiness you need.
Is that a phone in your pocket?
Because dat ass is calling me
When my friend starts talking about The Dark...
WHEN IM WAY TOO EXCITED TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND
howdoiputthisgently: I’M JUST LIKE:
I have a raging lady boner now that gymnastics is on. If I could do a million flips I’d be doing them everywhere fierce