kakashikuns: “And in that moment i swear, we all wanted to be Hokage.”
doctorangel: jakemalik: hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf...
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
im a terrible person. a death in the family and i feel nothing. oh and i have to drive forever today. fingers crossed this only takes a day….
People, I thought, wanted security. They couldn’t bear the idea of death being a...– Miles Halter of Looking for Alaska (via odd-feels)
randomness-is-epic: officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due that’s what i call talent
bleerios: not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable