May 2013
1 tag
kakashikuns:
“And in that moment i swear, we all wanted to be Hokage.”
doctorangel:
jakemalik:
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle:
holynipples:
kanyewesticle:
jakemalik:
kanyewesticle:
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf...
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
2 tags
im a terrible person.
a death in the family and i feel nothing. oh and i have to drive forever today. fingers crossed this only takes a day….
“People, I thought, wanted security. They couldn’t bear the idea of death being a...”
– Miles Halter of Looking for Alaska (via odd-feels)
randomness-is-epic:
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
that’s what i call talent
1 tag
bleerios:
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
